10 Eylül 2012 Pazartesi

Poem - Java, Why I hate you?

Cause you have public static void main
Even hello world is such a pain
Multiple Inheritance had to remain
Interfaces are for litte girls

What was wrong with the pointers
They were the best friends of programmers
Handling SegFaults is easy for real coders
 References are for little girls

Write once, run everywhere was a nice dream
How can you expect that I have JVM?
Was simply compiling that mainstream?
Bytecode is for little girls.